Post by kime on Mar 20, 2009 10:05:26 GMT -6
Day 4
The Nosy Bitch of the West is Dead
Today as she was heading to the trial Kay was telling another village
"Y'know what I 'eard? Every time someone gets newted, someone sees it. You wanna know 'ow I know that? I know a lass who saw one o' them witches newtin' someone t'other night. They said that Tommy lad was 'angin' round Loxx the Blacksmith the day he got newted, an' y'know what that means? 'Im and that widow Kime are both wart-nosed toad-lickin' pointy-hat wearin' witches."
About a hundred yards away from the courthouse she heard something coming from the inconpicous clearing in the woods and sensing more gossip material went to investigate. While in the clearing she found the wriggling tail of a newt missing the body writhing in the grass looking closer at it a cloaked figure came up behind her and turned her into a newt making the tail seem far more grotesque when it looks like your own. Kay’s only regret was that she’d be unable to gossip about this turn of events with the rest of the village.
JasonTodd heard the commotion and immediately ran to the clearing to investigate. Unfortunately the witch got the jump on him and newted him as well. Leaving two newts of opposite gender with almost nothing to do. All that was left of JasonTodd as he was, was his fashionable ornate ring with the symbol of the Freemasons.
Today was Toxic Toys the farmers turn on the stand.
“Alright Toxic Toys how do you plead”
“Not guilty”
“As was to be expected, prosecution your evidence.”
“Well it’s quite simple, guilt by association, GrimmyTOA the son of the defendant confessed yesterday to being a witch, and who else would teach someone witchcraft other then his own father.”
“Poppycock my son was a lazy layabout and the world is better off without him, I’m only guilty of being a father to a damn witch because I was too busy farming to keep him from it.”
“A likely story but no man would willingly admit to being a horrible father which means you’re lying, to the stake with you.”
Results
Kay – Town Gossip – Newted
Jason Todd – Freemason – Newted
Toxic Toys – WITCH – Burned for being a witch.
The Nosy Bitch of the West is Dead
Today as she was heading to the trial Kay was telling another village
"Y'know what I 'eard? Every time someone gets newted, someone sees it. You wanna know 'ow I know that? I know a lass who saw one o' them witches newtin' someone t'other night. They said that Tommy lad was 'angin' round Loxx the Blacksmith the day he got newted, an' y'know what that means? 'Im and that widow Kime are both wart-nosed toad-lickin' pointy-hat wearin' witches."
About a hundred yards away from the courthouse she heard something coming from the inconpicous clearing in the woods and sensing more gossip material went to investigate. While in the clearing she found the wriggling tail of a newt missing the body writhing in the grass looking closer at it a cloaked figure came up behind her and turned her into a newt making the tail seem far more grotesque when it looks like your own. Kay’s only regret was that she’d be unable to gossip about this turn of events with the rest of the village.
JasonTodd heard the commotion and immediately ran to the clearing to investigate. Unfortunately the witch got the jump on him and newted him as well. Leaving two newts of opposite gender with almost nothing to do. All that was left of JasonTodd as he was, was his fashionable ornate ring with the symbol of the Freemasons.
Today was Toxic Toys the farmers turn on the stand.
“Alright Toxic Toys how do you plead”
“Not guilty”
“As was to be expected, prosecution your evidence.”
“Well it’s quite simple, guilt by association, GrimmyTOA the son of the defendant confessed yesterday to being a witch, and who else would teach someone witchcraft other then his own father.”
“Poppycock my son was a lazy layabout and the world is better off without him, I’m only guilty of being a father to a damn witch because I was too busy farming to keep him from it.”
“A likely story but no man would willingly admit to being a horrible father which means you’re lying, to the stake with you.”
Results
Kay – Town Gossip – Newted
Jason Todd – Freemason – Newted
Toxic Toys – WITCH – Burned for being a witch.
grrrrr, Kay's trying to get me voted out! He's made me out to be a witch several times now! Oh well, I feel better knowing that I killed him
.I'm hoping Tommy's been seered by this point, since if some people know he's good that will paint me in a slightly brighter light. No biggie anyways though, I'm drawing surprisingly little evil-attention this game. Unfortunately
.Probably should leave JaysonFour and Arasaki alone again. Since Dusda is having a blast with his suspicion list, and the village is having a fun time just following it.
Dunno beyond that, have to think on it. Perhaps simonwolf, I bet he's been seered by this point.
