Post by kime on Mar 20, 2009 20:22:31 GMT -6
Day 5
Tax Collectors Always Worship Satan
Mr. Defecation the towns lumberjack had enlisted the help of The_Reflection the local herbologist on what types of trees grow the fastest so he’d know which ones he could cut down without hurting his future prospects as a tree chopper. As The_Reflection lectured him they were both set upon by a cloaked figure who newted them both. Luckily The_Refection already knew which trees were the best habitats for newts unfortunately Mr. Defecation had chopped them all down screwing them both over.
Today Tommy2Hands was on trial for witchcraft.
“Tommy you have pleaded not guilty correct?”
“Yes”
“Alright then in your case we have no evidence so we’ll just ask a few questions and then let you go, Now what is your profession I seem to have misplaced that information.”
“I’m the town Tax collector”
“He’s guilty your honor burn him, his ashes, his house, all his possessions and his family too”
And thus everything and everyone related to Tommy2Hands was burned and every one spit on him as he died.
“I always knew our Tax Collector was evil” everyone agreed.
“Someone who covorts with the devil would also worship money”
Results
Tommy2Hands – WITCH – BURNED
Mr. Defecation – Lumberjack – Newted
The_Reflection – Herbologist - Newted
Tax Collectors Always Worship Satan
Mr. Defecation the towns lumberjack had enlisted the help of The_Reflection the local herbologist on what types of trees grow the fastest so he’d know which ones he could cut down without hurting his future prospects as a tree chopper. As The_Reflection lectured him they were both set upon by a cloaked figure who newted them both. Luckily The_Refection already knew which trees were the best habitats for newts unfortunately Mr. Defecation had chopped them all down screwing them both over.
Today Tommy2Hands was on trial for witchcraft.
“Tommy you have pleaded not guilty correct?”
“Yes”
“Alright then in your case we have no evidence so we’ll just ask a few questions and then let you go, Now what is your profession I seem to have misplaced that information.”
“I’m the town Tax collector”
“He’s guilty your honor burn him, his ashes, his house, all his possessions and his family too”
And thus everything and everyone related to Tommy2Hands was burned and every one spit on him as he died.
“I always knew our Tax Collector was evil” everyone agreed.
“Someone who covorts with the devil would also worship money”
Results
Tommy2Hands – WITCH – BURNED
Mr. Defecation – Lumberjack – Newted
The_Reflection – Herbologist - Newted
You know, if we hadn't killed cj the first night, we'd have had a rather good chance of winning this tonight. Or heck, even earlier, depending on whom cj killed. Oh well . . .