Post by enlightenedbum on Mar 16, 2009 20:27:30 GMT -6
Day 1
The Death of the Entire Clergy of the Wang
The entire town of Phalem had gathered at the courthouse for the days festivities. There was popcorn, children playing and all sorts of wonderful activities going on. At exactly 7:06 P.M. everyone entered the courthouse except for two people. Cj Iwakura had recently come to this town hoping to corner the hired assassinations market and decided to check his dead drop to see which contract he would pursue. Unfortunatly the other person not yet at the trial followed him to his inconspicuous bush and realized who he was. “Well we can’t afford to have you mucking things up” and with that Cj Iwakura was now a newt.
Everyone was shocked at the first person to be brought up on charges. Sticks the local pastor.
“Sticks you are being brought up on charges of witchcraft and wizardry. How do you plead?”
“Not guilty” Sticks replied.
“Pff an unlikely story, execu.. I mean prosecution you may begin.”
“Now sticks where were you on the night of February 31st?”
“What the hell are you talking about there is no 31st of February”
“That because you witches used your sorcery to remove that date from existence so we couldn’t use it as evidence, your honor I rest my case”
“Sticks any remarks?”
“This trial is a sham and you will all burn in the coming of the almighty wang”
“The defense may now present their first witness”
“Will the Priest Keika please come forward?”
“Now then Keika how long have you been practicing witchcraft with sticks.”
“Witchcraft? I’m a holy priest of the almighty wang I abhor witchcraft as does sticks who had been my protégé and apprentice for years taking over my sermons a year ago.”
“Ha… we know you’re lying why I’d expect you’re so scared for your life at this point you’d turn yourself into a small lizard to escape”
Keika then proceeded to turn into a newt .
The judge after staring hungrily at the small newt for several minutes remembered he would be able to eat once this was over so he immediately turned it over to the jury.
3 seconds later the verdict was semi-unanimous Sticks would be burned at the stake for being a witch.
As people were leaving the courthouse many were discussing various gossip from the day the most prevalent being that kime guarded one hell of a delicious cake.
Results
Keika – Priest – Newted
Cj Iwakura – Mercenary – Newted
Sticks – WITCH – Burned for being a witch
With no more mercenary your money is useless so don't send me bids
I'm a genius! Poor Keika. Sorry Keika!
Also I'm guessing it is the nature of the Phalla that the burninated people's alignment will not be revealed and they'll always be seen as witches.
. I wanted him alive for a lot longer too. . .
, but I like long predictions!