Day 7 - Finale

[kime]

Day 6
Witches are always into Bestiality

Ultros64 was butchering a cow in his shop today when a cloaked figure came in asking for lamb’s blood. Lamb’s Blood was in rather high demand lately and when pressed on why he needed it the cloaked man replied.
“To turn you into a newt”
The butcher shop closed early that day and no one ever saw Ultros64 ever again.

Simonwolf the carpenter had been overproducing woodcrafts. This was due to the overwhelmingly huge stockpile of wood Mr. Defecation had left after his disappearance and it needed to be used. Now simonwolf had so much product that everything he made was now worthless. Taking pity on the soon to be penniless pauper a cloaked figure came by and gave simonwolf a simpler existence.

Today Delroland the Rancher was on the stand.
“Delroland you know the charges that are being brought against you. How do you plead?”
“Not Guilty”
“Very well on with the prosecution. Now did you or did you not have intercourse with your livestock?”
“What kind of question is that?”
“Everyone knows witchs are the most perverted creatures imaginable now just answer the question.”
“Well umm, of course I haven’t you know done it with a sheep or anything.”
Delroland was visibly sweating.
“What about a cow?”
“*cough* *ahem* Well it depends on your definition of intercourse, I mean, effectively I’m giving a handjob to a cow to milk it.”
“GIVING HANDJOBS TO A COW!?! YOU ARE A DISGUSTING WITCH AND YOU WILL BURN ON EARTH AND IN HELL. TAKE HIM AWAY”
And from that day onward, anyone who handled livestock was never looked at the same way again.

After the burning the Mayor had an announcement.
Umm, do to lack of funds since our tax collector is deceased I’m afraid we can only afford to continue the trials one more day. I hope you’ve all enjoyed yourselves this past week. Have a good evening and we’ll see you same time, same place to burn another witch.

Results
Delroland – WITCH –BURNED
Simonwolf – Carpenter – Newted
Ultros64 – Butcher – Newted

Sunday is the last day
HOWEVER, due to circumstances beyond my control I won’t have the final results and narration up until Monday morning. Apologies for the inconvenience.

So, today's the last day. I can't see an easy way of the village winning this. Especially since they don't suspect any of us. . .

List of possible targets:
arasaki
Dusda
JaysonFour
MacGuffin
Zandracon

Zand and Jayson, perhaps? Might as well stay away from Dusda and MacGuffin, since they were dangerous in the past. And I guess I'm just in the habit of leaving arasaki alone this game. We'll see where the vote goes though. If it goes to one of Zand or Jayson, we can switch to arasaki or whatnot.

[thelaw]

Sounds good. We're still not entirely sure of how their mechanic works.

[kime]

Dusda wrote:

Eh, fuck it. No point in hiding my motivations anymore.

I was given a secondary objective, in addition to surviving the trials and killing the witches. My character is a mailman with a personal grudge against JaysonFour (something about him having a lot of stupid dogs that like to torture me whenever I deliver the mail). My secondary objective, required to 'win', is to make sure JaysonFour doesn't survive the trials. I talked with TehSloth about it, and apparently this has no bearing on whether Jayson is evil or not, just that I have to make sure he doesn't survive.

I've had him grouped with Arasaki, Tommy2Hands, and SpectralSpork though, so I'm half-convinced he's among the witches anyway.

I've also come to suspect that several people (possible everyone) has a similar objective. What a fun social experiment that mechanic would conjure. Tell me, do you have anything special?

Well now, how interesting. Glad to know you still don't suspect anyone important. . .

I really want to just play with him. "My goal is to kill the mailman, rawr!"

[kime]

Dusda thinks you are the vig, Law. He's also apparently talking with MacGuffin, but that's just after the reveal. Expected. Dusda thinks JaysonFour and/or arasaki are the remaining witches, so has orchestrated with me and MacGuffin to vote for Jayson.

I'm not sure how he thinks he's going to take care of arasaki, but I'm thinking he wants you to "vig" him. Or at least, he implied that's what he was gonna ask you.

So Jayson takes the vote. We kill Zandracon and arasaki, then. arasaki shouldn't be guarded because he's a suspect, and Zand shouldn't be guarded because both MacGuffin and Dusda are more committed to the cause (from Mac's PoV).

If all goes well, then, arasaki, JaysonFour, and Zandracon die tonight. That leaves MacGuffin, Dusda, you, and me. Thus, we win.

[thelaw]

I don't think I've seen you ever try to control the vote, and you've generally kept your head low. That implies you could be a witch, but you've done no posturing, or significant arguments (that I can recall) for or against any position on the voting pool.

This tells me you have a secondary role, but I don't think it involves wands. I think it involves a shotgun.

From Dusda

[thelaw]

And you are the vigilante, shooter, whatever, aim for Arasaki. Kime, MacGuffin and I are clean. I don't know about Zand, but we've all agreed that JaysonFour and Arasaki are chief suspects.

Let's hope we're right.

Also from Dusda

So, basically we're gonna win.

[kime]

I will be honestly surprised if we don't win. I can't see any way they could possibly have done something to salvage this, so yeah, looking good.

Also, what the crap. This is the one game I haven't been considered suspicious multiple times, let alone voted off (and if you don't count the first day, I barely got any votes), and it's the one game where I actually should be suspicious. Jeez, the village is always stupidly wrong when it concerns me. How disappointing, I was really looking forward to lots of fun "I'm never evil don't vote for me!" arguments .

[thelaw]

Honestly, I need to change my evil playstyle. Because this just isn't as satisfying as it should be. I'm barely noticeable in the thread, and I'm taking the minimum amount of risks. I'm even having you put in the orders because the guard/vig kills the guy who posts the order.

[kime]

Oh don't worry, I wouldn't have been posting orders if I was afraid of that. Whoever posts the orders has no effect on who dies. ahava died night 2, but ebum posted orders that night. ahava never actually posted orders.

And yeah, I wasn't as blatantly"woo I'm evil!" as I've been in the past. Just a couple times so that it wouldn't seem odd that I wasn't. But I still expected to village to act as stupidly suspicious of me as it usually does. . .

Oh well! This was still rather satisfying for my first evil go! Manipulated the village quite a lot, especially the first few days with them thinking they actually succeeded at voting out a witch or two. And then the last part here, orchestrated by Dusda, which should work out very well into destroying the last hopes of the village. Plus, I like winning .

Of course, I'll have to go back and edit this if it turns out we lose. But shhh, no one can know that!

[ohtsam]

Actually Ahava pmed me the orders as well on day 2 after it was posted in here

[kime]

Oh really? Ah. Haha I'd have been much more reluctant to post them then if I had known that! Silly ahava killed herself. . . .